Friday, November 27, 2009

Lines Not To Fall For: A List of Bullsh*t Cliches Boys Say




  • "Let's just be friends."
Verdict: Impossible if they broke your heart.
You: Why prolong the agony? Say you'll think about it, and call them, maybe, in a few years.

  • "I value our friendship too much to date you."
Verdict: Bastard.
Translation: They don't love you, never have, don't even find you attractive.
You: Move on. They'll prevent you from meeting THE ONE - and make you miserable in the
process.
  • "I love you but I can't be with you."
Verdict: Coward.
You: Walk away; even if you paid for them to see a shrink, it is still an impossible and exhausting
situation.

  • "You'll always have a piece of my heart."
Verdict: True.
You: Save the violins, stamp on it. Let them regret losing you.

  • "It was the wrong time, wrong place."
Verdict: Poor excuse.
Translation: The ONLY 'it was wrong time / place' was in Casablanca, which does not apply here.

  • "I'm sorry. Can we try again?"
Verdict: Jerk.
Translation: How many times have you heard this before? Be honest. Once? Shame on them. Twice or more? Shame on you.


Some things are just not meant to be. Sometimes you grow apart, move on. You've tried, it didn't work, learn and leave. Try to find someone who will appreciate you. Don't kill each other's chances of happiness and waste years on something that will never happen.

Be honest. Be tough. Ask yourself: where do I see myself in ten years? What do i want to be achieved? What kind of person do I want to be with? What kind of person will encourage me to be kind if person I most want to be?

Anyway, you think you got problems, pick up Romeo and Juliet and their dire situation makes everything pale in comparison. Take comfort in the fact that falling in and out of love is never out of fashion.

Above all, believe in true love and know that men are like shoes. A couple is like a left and a right foot, and out there is your perfect fit. Sometimes you need to change styles and shop around to find it. Sometimes you have to break styles in, sometimes you feel like something that is stylish but uncomfortable, and sometimes a style - as much as you like it - just doesn't suit you and will never fit.

Source: How to Walk in High Heels



2 comments:

  1. haha, i love how relationships were compared to shoes! in a way, it is true :)

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  2. Totally makes sense. And men and shoes is such a nice comparison. :)

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